The title might get you thinking in the wrong direction, so let me clear your mind that it has got nothing to do with the grooving bars, where you would find some males stripping and females dancing around the poles with such pleasure as if they were born to do the same.
I just thought that, nothing is more HOTTER than votes n polls this summer, so why not pen down a few thoughts of mine about it. The best part about this polls is; whom so ever you elect to be your Netaa (Leader) they will make sure to suck the last drop of blood from your body. right now they are busy promising things to you, which you cant even think of. they are making everything sound so rosy, as if they all are dieing to serve Mother India, which we all are aware is not the case. But have you ever thought as to what lies beneath? what makes these jokers dance their best to worst of the tunes we may ever hear. I know a bit about it. Its the enormous heat of the CASH and POWER that makes them jump at certain intervals and looks as if
they are dancing.
Now lets talk of such top FIVE dancers who can move their shagging asses....
At No 5 is the Upcoming Prince of the No 1. party of India. A perfect replica of his father, but in this dirty world of politics, he too is busy showing off his good deeds. He has no clue about what actually is meant by Running a country, but he does it coz its in his blood.
At No 4 is the king pin of Indian politics. His only aim in life is to be the Prime Minister of India once, and the day he gets he gets on the seat, this bastard wont hesitate selling off Mother India. Thanks to him we eat Wheat woth 25/Kg n rice at 32/Kg, thanks to his idea of MCX.
At No. 3 is the Yedaa anaa, with his hair falling on his forehead, and his hair on ears makes him not listen to people pleading to stop corruption. He's the one who pushes the Indian railway intelligently, but how can one forget the "Gotaala" he had done of more than 1500 Crores. His aim is to smartly sweep off as much notes as he can, and he has already done in huge amounts.
At No 2 is the one of the most respected lady, the daughter in law of Mother India. Yes, she is the actual PM of our country. With her being the actual BOSS, the PM is just a bloody rubber stamp. She is one who stood up against all, and showed that nothing is impossible in India, if your surname is Gandhi.
Ladies n gentleman, boys n gals, now i give you the No 1. dancer of indian politics, the man who is dancing on the same tune since 1993, and still is so enthusiastic about the tune, that he feels we all love him doing the show. Yes, he is the show stopper, the eye catcher, the 'wanna be' of Jan Sangh. His fav. subject to talk is "Religious Disharmony". The man who cant solve the problem of Ram mandir since 1 decade talks of getting of getting the money back from Swiss Bank. He calls himself a true Hindu, True Hindu My foot. the only thing he'll do after he is appointed on the seat is "Videsh Yaatra", for no reasons at all.
So, in a nutsheel, who ever comes, has his own style of dancing, (dis)pleasing people and charging us big chunks of money (Illegally of course). So be smart and select someone who'll cost us the minimum, after all its this wise thinking that will help us survive this recession.
